That's how I want to die: covered in frosting.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Soft Shell Turtle Roomba Driver
That does it, I'm enlisting.
It actually isn't that weird when you consider the fact that one of her parents is an octopus.
Governor Hopeful Tim James Speaks About the Use of English Only
I believe he's never felt more alive
Wouldn't want these guys on a job anywhere near me
Cirque Du Soleil can suck it... HARD.
He said he'd trade it all to turn back into a real human.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try to break your ribs again a second time.
Good thing he didn't have to take a sobriety test, since destroying property is kind of an automatic disqualification.
This man deserves a gold medal, but not for pole vaulting.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Illegal in 48 states. Legal in the awesome other two.
I could do that too if I had 70 years to practice.
Anyone who doubts the athleticism and grace in women's sports need to watch this incredible leap.
You can also make phone calls with them. So that's pretty cool.
Good try, lawn mower, but you'll never be as cute as a Roomba.
He nearly drowned before he could start his first lesson.
This is our generation's "Stairway to Heaven."
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
A bunch of skiers get hit with a 110mph micro burst wind while up on a ski lift in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.
Well, animals are not like people, Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.
She can get that thing up to 6 mph, but it's not street legal.
Some dude maxes out the speed on a treadmill and sends his buddy flying off the back of it.
This video 100% proves intelligent design.
They better hope this episode isn't called "The Gang Gets Season Tickets."
Sounds like a problem with the catalytic converter. I can fix it and have that coffee cup up and running again in no time.
Nothing pumps up a crowd like a guy in a dog costume being taken away in an ambulance.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
The Phillie Phanatic Having Some Fun
If at first your tractor doesn't succeed, try again and fail some more.
Rob Williams from Hollywood, California demonstrates his bologna sandwich making abilities - with his feet!
Ever dropped a watermelon from a roof or something and heard it smash against the ground? This guy's face makes about the same noise.
This is video of the large meteor/fireball that flew across the Midwest on the night of 4/14/2010 around 10:06 PM. This footage was caught on film via Police Dashboard Cam in the Corn Fields of Northern Iowa.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
The sheriff is right to be disappointed with Steve; this is his third M.U.I. (Mowing Under the Influence) in as many months.
Recorded from Vancouver on Conan O'Brien's Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on TV Tour
I seriously doubt that the actual attack could have been as terrifying or hilarious as this.
He can't even blame this one on Toyota's acceleration. This is stupidity, pure and simple.
A lady as old as her gun surprisingly can still fire it.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
By their math, the stunt crew has 4 broken toes, 1 broken rib, and zero brains between all their members.
Red Parka, Insane Japanese, Maybe it's a Commercial? I Don't Even Know
It's definitely either a person, a meteor, or something else.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Either the sandwich isn't usually this good, or the biker is usually this bad. My money is on the latter.
The worst part about this idiotic ride was they had to wait in line half an hour before they got to go on.
Warning: Awesome slip and slide should only be attempted on days where you can get everyone in town to promise not to have any fires.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Hard to tell which part of this skier hurts more: his crotch or his pride.
Easily one of the greatest airbag stunts ever recorded. This mechanic literally almost hits the ceiling. I'm in awe.
It's difficult to inspire fear in your opponents when you have to be rescued like a cat stuck in a tree on your dunk attempts.
It was made by the Department of Transportation, but we'll call it a sign from God if he never rollerblades again.
This spectacular accident which both passengers survived proves the old saying: Any accident you can walk away from is a good one. Any accident you can fly away from is an awesome one.
The referee judged this one a fault since his balls hit the net and landed on his side of the court.
Note to self: never be the last guy in the 'front flip over the shallow creek bed line.
This dude tries to drive his camper down a narrow alley and gets stuck at the end of it. Not sure what the best thing to do here is but apparently more gas wasn't it.
Water is so cool, I'm never drinking it again.
The first time being single ever stopped anyone from playing Starcraft.
He hates everything in the world except himself.
The doctor told him butter would kill him someday, but not like this.
That's the style point that won them the game.
There's nothing more inspirational than smashing stuff.
That's more than I can do. And I can do five.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
And you thought walls were just for boring stuff, like standing there.
Dentists are the best drug dealers.
Here is a man who plays with the business card all the time.
The easy way to wash an escalator
Tonight might not be such a good night after all
Next time, he's just going to throw it on the floor.
So that's where Zambonis go when they die.
Proving, once again, that military and intelligence don't necessarily go together, each of these guys fails this puzzle miserably. 'Um... I'd like to catch the bad guy... Oshama Vin Llama?'
They said they were re-booting the Spider-Man franchise, but we didn't know it'd be so low budget.
Too bad guns can't solve all of his problems. Oh wait, they can.
"Haha, OK. You got me. You can stop being a Chinese girl now."
Showoff, you're only doing that because it's really, really impressive.
Cat scientists showcase their first major breakthrough in dog-proof technology.
It's a good thing they're not concreteboarders.
Only those that are pure of heart may bounce across these dumpsters unharmed.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Sunday, April 4, 2010
If you think this looks easy and think you can do it make sure you have someone tape you because I just gave it a try and nearly bought it on the fifth stair down.
A rock slide filled with large boulders completely covers a road yet this driver doesn't seem to notice and slams into it at full speed.
It's watching a video of itself.
The Bruins Bear is back. And he's not happy.
Friday, April 2, 2010
An angry professor stops class to teach a video game-playing student a lesson: he freezes his laptop and smashes it on the ground.
I've done it. I've solved every crime in this town. There's only one thing left to do.
This little league batter is just padding his R-B-Eyes.
I'll caption this video...WHEN BREAD FLIES!
I was more impressed by the matte black Escort personally.
The b-boy crew was toughening up their newest recruit. If you can keep dancing while being blasted in the nuts with an exercise ball, nothing will stop you.
The car driver, on the other hand, is completely aware of the truck.
That's right: that one "Saving Grace" scene was fake. Everything you know is a lie.
What goes around comes around.
Nearly as effective as a fist.
He came in first for that pole position. Ouch.
Fresh powder! With less-fresh jagged rocks underneath!
His mom would be disappointed in him for not wearing a helmet and for sucking at skateboarding.
Diving into one of Rome's most famous fountains is a great way to anger the gods...and the local police.
Great, another awesome thing I can't do.
Excuse me, could you ignore 500 years of tradition? We want to post this to facebook.
A retiree's coworkers decide to send him off with a great gag. He must be getting too old for this...
Do not try this at home...oh wait actually please try at home
After we take too long to flip your car over, we can patch up that window we broke for a small additional fee!
He only has 12 bones in his entire body.
His brain just did a couple laps around his skull. He's gotta stay in shape mentally, too!
The truck sacrificed its own life for a crash so awesome.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Construction work recently began at the Adelaide Zoo in Australia and this Lyrebird has picked up the sounds and started imitating the laborers while they work.
This is the perfect thing for a guy without a shirt to put on his resume.
Another job well-done by the fine folks at Epic Fail Earth-Moving company.
This chick wants to show off her roundhouse kick by knocking a can off a post but misses completely landing face first into the street.
I'd expect that kind of thing from a Scar toy, but not Rafiki.
It's a great trick if he fell on his face on purpose.
When I die, I hope this is the truck that comes to take me to the afterlife.
If only they had spent one more minute on it, all this could have been avoided.
A dumb driver nearly makes this guy climb the stairway to heaven not once but twice!
He messed up and landed safely a bunch of times before he nailed this.
Okay fine: skiing IS a sport, we guess.