He'd shop online, but there's no place to get a good pretzel on the Internet.
Monday, June 28, 2010
He doesn't need to know where he is or remember his kids' names to bust a move.
Title IX gave girls equal access to sports, but we've doubled our laughter and mocking their accidents to make up for the years when they weren't allowed to participate.
When this happens, who do you ask for the refund from? The trampoline manufacturer or Jenny Craig?
Great, guys. You just killed your only fan/roadie/manager/publicist/groupie. Now, it'll take you forever to rebuild your fanbase.
Friday, June 25, 2010
After a lightning bolt strikes within 50 feet of this chick she calls him over and while his back is turned another bolt strikes directly behind him.
It would have been convenient if that second building was a hospital.
Those dumb goats built a bridge for nothing, there isn't even a stream there.
Beneath his rough exterior is a love of funky dancing. And his endocrine system.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Quick, someone get this guy some performance enhancing drugs! STAT!
What separates this videogame violinist from all those run-of-the-mill videogame violinists, is that he EVEN DOES THE SOUND EFFECTS!
This is off the Chain Chomp!
Old Guy Gets Neck Wrung By Ladder - No one's around. Looks like first aid is going to be D.I.Y. too!
Meet the new president of Kyrgyzstan
Friday, June 18, 2010
An oblivious cameraman walks right into the path of a race car and immediately gets dropped to the ground.
Will somebody please explain how you get a bus upside down on its roof without a dent or scratch??
A CCTV captured a man escaping an incapacitated driver crashing into the Turk Telekom building. By the way, having Michael Bay direct your security cam footage is a sign you've made it.
He's finally realized his eight-month long dream of being a dancer.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Not only does this guy push the side of a building into the middle of a busy road once but thirty minutes later he does it again. Amazing nobody was hurt with this dude on the job.
News reporter Tony Aieloo is suprised when a 'snapping' turtle reaches its head back and nearly takes his nose off.
Apparently he's never heard of pliers
You can only wear the firecrackers vest once, but the scars last a lifetime.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
A polished surface that forms images by reflecting light? Whose mind wouldn't be blown?
And since they decided to use the fire lane sign as an obstacle, the paramedics are going to have nowhere to park. Smart, guys!
With great umbrella comes great responsibility.
An Ice Cream Truck Freestyle... Enjoy!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
There's gotta be a better way ...
This epic FAIL faceplant probably resulted in a little brain damage.
Finally, an innovative new superhero story. He's his own worst enemy!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
After generations of dreams and ingenuity, man has conquered the skies. Excelsior!
This car thief should be applauded for her commitment to breaking into this car. Never give up on your dreams.
During a stunt show this weekend Matt Hall came very close to an epic fail when his plane hit the Detroit River but quickly bounced off allowing him to recover his low turn.
This guy gets huge speed racing down a dry bobsled track in a roller sled and slams at a high speed into the back of some dude standing on the track.
If he was any cooler they'd have to put him in a Paula Abdul music video.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
In this version of the game, when you get hit by the ball, you can walk, but it's usually better to take an ambulance.
It took getting slammed in the face by a guitar, but he finally hates Nu Metal as much as the rest of us.
You know it's true love when you reach the point where you can fart on your partner's head.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Pretty cool, but his time would have been better spent inventing jet packs.
Don't bother the cashier when he's on the phone
It's a real life General Lee
See? This is what happens when you take the arts out of the schools-- Girls end up in gym class causing accidents.
What a coincidence,the judge was also going to sentence him to being on fire.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
This is what would have happened if Neo took the blue pill and opened a karate dojo.
The last time he was this tipsy, the lamp post threw its drink in his face.
I know they made a joke of it in Spinal Tap, but I really think this drummer could explode.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
I want to party with this guy. Really, anyone that can shoot rainbows from their crotch would be fine.
He's probably kicking himself for not getting that downhill fire racing insurance.