He'd shop online, but there's no place to get a good pretzel on the Internet.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Old Man Dances to Lady Gaga
He doesn't need to know where he is or remember his kids' names to bust a move.
Girls Longboard Stunt Ends In Crash
Title IX gave girls equal access to sports, but we've doubled our laughter and mocking their accidents to make up for the years when they weren't allowed to participate.
Girl Plunges Through Trampoline
When this happens, who do you ask for the refund from? The trampoline manufacturer or Jenny Craig?
Chick Faceplants At Worst Band Ever
Great, guys. You just killed your only fan/roadie/manager/publicist/groupie. Now, it'll take you forever to rebuild your fanbase.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Lightning Strikes Twice
After a lightning bolt strikes within 50 feet of this chick she calls him over and while his back is turned another bolt strikes directly behind him.
Kid Jumps From One Roof Through Another
It would have been convenient if that second building was a hospital.
Dancing Turtle Gets his Groove on
Beneath his rough exterior is a love of funky dancing. And his endocrine system.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Videogame Violinist Mario
What separates this videogame violinist from all those run-of-the-mill videogame violinists, is that he EVEN DOES THE SOUND EFFECTS!
Ladder Folding FAIL
Old Guy Gets Neck Wrung By Ladder - No one's around. Looks like first aid is going to be D.I.Y. too!
Friday, June 18, 2010
Race Car Slams Into Cameraman
An oblivious cameraman walks right into the path of a race car and immediately gets dropped to the ground.
News Anchor Laughs At Scared Reporter
Will somebody please explain how you get a bus upside down on its roof without a dent or scratch??
Man Escapes Epic Truck Crash
A CCTV captured a man escaping an incapacitated driver crashing into the Turk Telekom building. By the way, having Michael Bay direct your security cam footage is a sign you've made it.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Demolition Fail
Not only does this guy push the side of a building into the middle of a busy road once but thirty minutes later he does it again. Amazing nobody was hurt with this dude on the job.
Turtle Nearly Takes Off Reporters Nose
News reporter Tony Aieloo is suprised when a 'snapping' turtle reaches its head back and nearly takes his nose off.
Guy Lights Vest Of Firecrackers
You can only wear the firecrackers vest once, but the scars last a lifetime.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Mirror Blows Kitten's Mind
A polished surface that forms images by reflecting light? Whose mind wouldn't be blown?
Street Sign Breaks Skater's Fall
And since they decided to use the fire lane sign as an obstacle, the paramedics are going to have nowhere to park. Smart, guys!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
The Bushmobile
God help us if Al-Qaeda gets their hands on one of these.
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Check out the Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtvTDhJ6FQo
Also be sure to check out his website: http://www.justinshull.us/
Superhero Slammed By Cape and Scooter
Finally, an innovative new superhero story. He's his own worst enemy!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Hang Glider Soars Like Graceful Eagle
After generations of dreams and ingenuity, man has conquered the skies. Excelsior!
Woman Rides On Car And Bangs Windshield
This car thief should be applauded for her commitment to breaking into this car. Never give up on your dreams.
Plane Nearly Crashes Into Water
During a stunt show this weekend Matt Hall came very close to an epic fail when his plane hit the Detroit River but quickly bounced off allowing him to recover his low turn.
Don't Stand On This Track
This guy gets huge speed racing down a dry bobsled track in a roller sled and slams at a high speed into the back of some dude standing on the track.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Slingshot Baseball To The Eye
In this version of the game, when you get hit by the ball, you can walk, but it's usually better to take an ambulance.
Singer Hit in the Face by Guitar Fail
It took getting slammed in the face by a guitar, but he finally hates Nu Metal as much as the rest of us.
Cat Farts In Dog's Face
You know it's true love when you reach the point where you can fart on your partner's head.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Guy Whacked In Eye In Stickball Mishap
See? This is what happens when you take the arts out of the schools-- Girls end up in gym class causing accidents.
Arsonist Blows Self Up
What a coincidence,the judge was also going to sentence him to being on fire.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Super Fast Karate Guy
This is what would have happened if Neo took the blue pill and opened a karate dojo.
Drunk Guy Breaks Nose on Lamp post
The last time he was this tipsy, the lamp post threw its drink in his face.
Drummer Can't Contain the Rock
I know they made a joke of it in Spinal Tap, but I really think this drummer could explode.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Awesome Guy Dances to Daft Punk
I want to party with this guy. Really, anyone that can shoot rainbows from their crotch would be fine.
4x4 Truck On Fire Rolls Downhill Into Crowd
He's probably kicking himself for not getting that downhill fire racing insurance.
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