Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Man Freaks Out Because Mall is Closed

He'd shop online, but there's no place to get a good pretzel on the Internet.

Guy With Crazy Limbo Skills

Monday, June 28, 2010

Old Man Dances to Lady Gaga

He doesn't need to know where he is or remember his kids' names to bust a move.

Girls Longboard Stunt Ends In Crash

Title IX gave girls equal access to sports, but we've doubled our laughter and mocking their accidents to make up for the years when they weren't allowed to participate.

Girl Plunges Through Trampoline

When this happens, who do you ask for the refund from? The trampoline manufacturer or Jenny Craig?

Chick Faceplants At Worst Band Ever

Great, guys. You just killed your only fan/roadie/manager/publicist/groupie. Now, it'll take you forever to rebuild your fanbase.