Cupcake Cannon

That's how I want to die: covered in frosting.

Turtle on a Roomba

Soft Shell Turtle Roomba Driver

Telephone - The Afghanistan Re-make

That does it, I'm enlisting.

Baby Shuffle

It actually isn't that weird when you consider the fact that one of her parents is an octopus.

Tim James Talks About English

Governor Hopeful Tim James Speaks About the Use of English Only

Stayin Alive Fail

I believe he's never felt more alive

Precision Demolition Fail

Wouldn't want these guys on a job anywhere near me

Most Amazing Acrobats Ever

Cirque Du Soleil can suck it... HARD.

Mascot Slams 20ft High Dunk

He said he'd trade it all to turn back into a real human.

Girl Fails Twice at Bunk Bed Jump

If at first you don't succeed, try, try to break your ribs again a second time.

Drunk Man Falls Against Fence

Good thing he didn't have to take a sobriety test, since destroying property is kind of an automatic disqualification.

Amazing Pole Vault to the Nuts

This man deserves a gold medal, but not for pole vaulting.

Epic Ramp Fail

Chick Gets Epically Owned On A Bike Ramp

Train Fail

Who knew trains were this light?

Lip Sync Fail

Some great ventriloquism he's got going there...

Dancing Hydraulic Car Loses Wheel

Illegal in 48 states. Legal in the awesome other two.

Awesome Elderly Dancing Man

I could do that too if I had 70 years to practice.

Amazing Womens High Jump Record Fail

Anyone who doubts the athleticism and grace in women's sports need to watch this incredible leap.

Smartphone Dominos

You can also make phone calls with them. So that's pretty cool.

Lawn Mower of the Future

Good try, lawn mower, but you'll never be as cute as a Roomba.

Kayak Launch Fail

He nearly drowned before he could start his first lesson.

Greatest Song Ever Recorded

This is our generation's "Stairway to Heaven."

Fire Hair Troll Trick

It's like he's going Super Saiyan.

Special Effect Fail

Here's a kid's second attempt a homemade squib, the term used for those bloody gunshot wound effects you see in movies. He ain't cut out to be an action hero.

Earthquake Creates Huge Waves In Pool

Only Mother Nature herself could create a wave pool this epic.

Parking Spot Fight with Surprise Ending

It seems like a trivial battle, but this mall has an Auntie Anne's Pretzels.

Dog Can't Even Doggy Paddle

Good thing he's not in the water.

Flip Flop Fail

He Has Accomplished the Impossible - Putting on Flip-Flops

Coolest Biker Ever

Reckless driving never looked so groovy, man.

Bird Loves House Music

Check out this guys dance moves

110mph Winds On Ski Lift

A bunch of skiers get hit with a 110mph micro burst wind while up on a ski lift in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

Crazy Hampsters

Well, animals are not like people, Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.

Awesome Girl Drifts Tiny Bike

She can get that thing up to 6 mph, but it's not street legal.

Skater Wipes Out Off Treadmill

Some dude maxes out the speed on a treadmill and sends his buddy flying off the back of it.

Ibex Itches Butt

This video 100% proves intelligent design.

Green Mans Heckle Hockey Players

They better hope this episode isn't called "The Gang Gets Season Tickets."

Defective Coffee Cup

Sounds like a problem with the catalytic converter. I can fix it and have that coffee cup up and running again in no time.

Dancing Mascot Fail

Nothing pumps up a crowd like a guy in a dog costume being taken away in an ambulance.

Dude Just Straight-Up Makes A Trumpet

Straight up. Trumpet.

Phillie Phanatic Goes Lady Gaga

The Phillie Phanatic Having Some Fun

Tractor Fail and Flip Over Crash

If at first your tractor doesn't succeed, try again and fail some more.

Foot Sandwich

Rob Williams from Hollywood, California demonstrates his bologna sandwich making abilities - with his feet!

Faceplant Nearly Knocks Out Rider

Ever dropped a watermelon from a roof or something and heard it smash against the ground? This guy's face makes about the same noise.

Meteor in the Midwest

This is video of the large meteor/fireball that flew across the Midwest on the night of 4/14/2010 around 10:06 PM. This footage was caught on film via Police Dashboard Cam in the Corn Fields of Northern Iowa.

Hillybilly On Riding Mower Tasered

The sheriff is right to be disappointed with Steve; this is his third M.U.I. (Mowing Under the Influence) in as many months.

Conan Sings I Will Survive

Recorded from Vancouver on Conan O'Brien's Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on TV Tour

Psycho Dog Man Reenacts Dog Attack

I seriously doubt that the actual attack could have been as terrifying or hilarious as this.

Idiot Driver Gets Stuck on Rock

He can't even blame this one on Toyota's acceleration. This is stupidity, pure and simple.

How Not To Shoot A Gun: Civil War Style

A lady as old as her gun surprisingly can still fire it.

Dizzy Bat Player Smacked in the Face

It ain't dizzy bat season until somebody takes a bat to the face. Now that someone has...play ball!

Armory Explosion Shockwave Shakes House

Goes to show that light moves much faster than sound. Footage is thought to be of an arms depot fire in Ulyanovsk, Russia

Road Sign Crash Breaks Guys Rib

By their math, the stunt crew has 4 broken toes, 1 broken rib, and zero brains between all their members.

Broken Wear

Red Parka, Insane Japanese, Maybe it's a Commercial? I Don't Even Know

Tree Branch Person Catapault

Insane Projectile From Out Of Nowhere

It's definitely either a person, a meteor, or something else.

Tailwhip Faceplant Doesn't Bother Sandwich Eater

Either the sandwich isn't usually this good, or the biker is usually this bad. My money is on the latter.

Redneck Dirt Sledding

The worst part about this idiotic ride was they had to wait in line half an hour before they got to go on.

Fire Department Makes Slip And Slide Awesome

Warning: Awesome slip and slide should only be attempted on days where you can get everyone in town to promise not to have any fires.

Soldier Owned by Floor Buffer

A military fail like this one makes me want to yell, 'What is your major malfunction, floor waxer?!'

Skater Kid Falls Off the Roof

This trick looked like it was going well for about .25 seconds before he failed miserably.

Mini Bike Ramp Fail

Mini Bike Defies Expectations... Prepare Yourself for Epicness!

Skiing Tow Rope Super Wedgie

Hard to tell which part of this skier hurts more: his crotch or his pride.

Epic Airbag Ride and Faceplant

Easily one of the greatest airbag stunts ever recorded. This mechanic literally almost hits the ceiling. I'm in awe.

Dude Gets Stuck In Embarrassing Dunk

It's difficult to inspire fear in your opponents when you have to be rescued like a cat stuck in a tree on your dunk attempts.

Sign Stops Rollerblader

It was made by the Department of Transportation, but we'll call it a sign from God if he never rollerblades again.

Miracle Crash Sends Two Bodies Flying To Safety

This spectacular accident which both passengers survived proves the old saying: Any accident you can walk away from is a good one. Any accident you can fly away from is an awesome one.

Inline Skater Gets Owned Jumping Tennis Net

The referee judged this one a fault since his balls hit the net and landed on his side of the court.

Guy Knocked Out by Front Flip Fail

Note to self: never be the last guy in the 'front flip over the shallow creek bed line.

Camper Stuck In Narrow Alley Fail

This dude tries to drive his camper down a narrow alley and gets stuck at the end of it. Not sure what the best thing to do here is but apparently more gas wasn't it.

Water Bouncing on Super-Hydrophobic Surface

Water is so cool, I'm never drinking it again.

Starcraft 2 Beta Break Up

The first time being single ever stopped anyone from playing Starcraft.

Things I Hate

He hates everything in the world except himself.

Fat Guy Falls Victim to Buttered Floor

The doctor told him butter would kill him someday, but not like this.

Fancy Goal Fail

That's the style point that won them the game.

Band Teacher Loses It

There's nothing more inspirational than smashing stuff.

102 Push-ups in 30 Seconds

That's more than I can do. And I can do five.

Every Kind of Wall Flip

And you thought walls were just for boring stuff, like standing there.

Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth

Dentists are the best drug dealers.

Master of Business Card Throwing

Here is a man who plays with the business card all the time.

Escalator Washer

The easy way to wash an escalator

Backflip Off Boat Fail

Tonight might not be such a good night after all

Rube Goldberg Machine Breaks Cadbury Cream Egg

Next time, he's just going to throw it on the floor.

Zamboni Fail

So that's where Zambonis go when they die.

Epic Wheel Of Fortune Fail

Proving, once again, that military and intelligence don't necessarily go together, each of these guys fails this puzzle miserably. 'Um... I'd like to catch the bad guy... Oshama Vin Llama?'

Spider-Boy

They said they were re-booting the Spider-Man franchise, but we didn't know it'd be so low budget.

Awesome Shotgun Trick Shooter

Too bad guns can't solve all of his problems. Oh wait, they can.

Scary Chinese Girl Prank

"Haha, OK. You got me. You can stop being a Chinese girl now."

Sand Dune Backflipper

Showoff, you're only doing that because it's really, really impressive.

Morning Show Explosion

Impenetrable Dog Force Field

Cat scientists showcase their first major breakthrough in dog-proof technology.

Epic Snowboard Crash Compilation

It's a good thing they're not concreteboarders.

Dumpster Jumper Accidentally Throws Self Away

Only those that are pure of heart may bounce across these dumpsters unharmed.

Double Wipeout

Double embarrassing.

Tanker Truck Drifting

An insane truck driver with a tanker full of gas takes a left turn at full speed causing his semi to drift and nearly tip over.

Down The Stairs With Style

If you think this looks easy and think you can do it make sure you have someone tape you because I just gave it a try and nearly bought it on the fifth stair down.

Driver Slams Into Rockslide

A rock slide filled with large boulders completely covers a road yet this driver doesn't seem to notice and slams into it at full speed.

Slack-Jawed Cat Can't Believe Its Eyes

It's watching a video of itself.

That's One Bad Bruin

The Bruins Bear is back. And he's not happy.

Professor Freezes Laptop In Liquid Nitrogen

An angry professor stops class to teach a video game-playing student a lesson: he freezes his laptop and smashes it on the ground.

Party Police Brings the Funk

I've done it. I've solved every crime in this town. There's only one thing left to do.

Pitcher Catches Single With Eye

This little league batter is just padding his R-B-Eyes.

Flying Bread

I'll caption this video...WHEN BREAD FLIES!

A Car Hitting Inflatable Stuff

I was more impressed by the matte black Escort personally.

B-Boy Showoff Gets Blasted In The Nuts

The b-boy crew was toughening up their newest recruit. If you can keep dancing while being blasted in the nuts with an exercise ball, nothing will stop you.

Truck Driver Unaware of Car

The car driver, on the other hand, is completely aware of the truck.

TV Without Green screen

That's right: that one "Saving Grace" scene was fake. Everything you know is a lie.

Mailman Forgets to Put Truck in Park

What goes around comes around.

Rolled Up Magazine Self Defense

Nearly as effective as a fist.

Shirtless BMX Rider Faceplant

He came in first for that pole position. Ouch.

Snowboarder Jumps Off Ski Lift

Fresh powder! With less-fresh jagged rocks underneath!

Skateboarder Doesn't Make It

His mom would be disappointed in him for not wearing a helmet and for sucking at skateboarding.

Jump Rope Trick Fail

Idiot Goes Diving At the Trevi Fountain

Diving into one of Rome's most famous fountains is a great way to anger the gods...and the local police.

Basketball Soccer Gymnastics

Great, another awesome thing I can't do.

Windsor Guard Ruins Photo

Excuse me, could you ignore 500 years of tradition? We want to post this to facebook.

Last Day at Work Water Surprise

A retiree's coworkers decide to send him off with a great gag. He must be getting too old for this...

Rocket Fuel Explosion

Do not try this at home...oh wait actually please try at home

Worst Road Side Assistance Ever

After we take too long to flip your car over, we can patch up that window we broke for a small additional fee!

Crazy Flexible Street Performer

He only has 12 bones in his entire body.

Fitness Drill Faceplant

His brain just did a couple laps around his skull. He's gotta stay in shape mentally, too!

Awesome Truck Crash

The truck sacrificed its own life for a crash so awesome.

Lyrebird Imitating Construction Workers

Construction work recently began at the Adelaide Zoo in Australia and this Lyrebird has picked up the sounds and started imitating the laborers while they work.

Awesome Treadmill Bike Trick

This is the perfect thing for a guy without a shirt to put on his resume.

Dumb Driver Tips Over Dump Truck

Another job well-done by the fine folks at Epic Fail Earth-Moving company.

Awesome Runner Animation

Girl Fails At Roundhouse

This chick wants to show off her roundhouse kick by knocking a can off a post but misses completely landing face first into the street.

Lion King Toy Fail

I'd expect that kind of thing from a Scar toy, but not Rafiki.

Dirt Ramp Faceplant

It's a great trick if he fell on his face on purpose.

Cool Party Truck

When I die, I hope this is the truck that comes to take me to the afterlife.

30-Minute Ramp Fail

If only they had spent one more minute on it, all this could have been avoided.

Idiot Driver Nearly Takes Out Man on Stairs

A dumb driver nearly makes this guy climb the stairway to heaven not once but twice!

Snowmobiler Bounces Off Handlebar

He messed up and landed safely a bunch of times before he nailed this.

Accroski: Ski Ballet

Okay fine: skiing IS a sport, we guess.